I'M UPDATING IN MALAY AND ENGLISH. CONSIDER ROJAK MAMA $3 TODAY COS I V.MALAS WANNA UPDATE IN ENGLISH!!!

Hello people. My off was spend nicely at home. Yeah you must say
"Bored ape off day duduk rumah." Best bodoh off day duduk rumah tido macam babi. Mane korang tao aku punye susah. But i ain't sitting down at home tmr. As im fetching dearest back from camp. Jumpe lagi. Sayeee sukeee.
Anyw, just to share with you people something. About dearest. Was texting him something just now. I was telling him that i miss my bantal busuk. The pink big bantal busuk is back with him since he come back already apeee. So owner tukar ganti lahh. Then i was telling him that conferm the bantal busuk don't have my smell already since he's sleeping with it. Yet he told me that bantal busuk baru dengan die aku dah nak amek balek. So blahblahshit. I was replying something like this.
Me: Yalah. Kasi bantal busuk i 10 tahun kat you pon tak cukop b.
Him:
Hehe. Lau 10 tahun i da takya pelok bantal busuk b. I da ble pelok you.
Me: *i forget what i text him cos i delete my sent item already. I think something like* Ehhh kenape pulak?
*I think only ahh. Short term memory masih ade.*Him:
Sebab lagi 10 tahun i dah nikah dgn you.
Me: *I lupe again* Ohh yar hor. Den can throw away ah the bantal busuk like that.
Him:
Tak. Nanti bantal busuk tu kasi anak kite kot. Nanti die da besar blg die bantal tu legend. haha.Me: *i forget again* Lepas tu kite buat museum eh b? Letak bantal busuk.
Him:
Set. Buat display kat ruma.Bagos kannn aku dapat mataer macam gini. Mintak kena hiakdush ajer dgn aku. Ade bantal busuk ade legend. Nabeyy. Mind our text msges. We always text like that. Full of craps. Abehs takkan nak jiwang 24/7 kan. We wanna be diff from other couple. We couple gile kan b? You ajer i tak okae. :)
Pardon me for forgetting what i text him cos i gotta delete my sent item if not msg cannot masok lei. I was otp with adleyn and nigga when i text bf so they were listening to what i told them. And ofcos lah they were laughing. Kelakar sangat ke ahh? Tampar p nepal korang due nanti. I even told them about dearest getting drunk yesterday and he texted me something which i can LOL-ed.
I was merely told him that i wanna sleep. Then he replied back. I tot he only say okae b goodnight or something. Melalut pulak ini matrep.
Him:
Ok b. Goodnight. I love you so much!! May our relationship last long. I love you.*sampai 4 kali die repeat kat msg*.Me: Dah sah you mabok. I tao b.
Him:
B. I freaking love you.Yet again i know die sudah mabok sebok so i text gun asking him to take good care of edan. Cos i know my brother can harap one. Thanks brother. :) That's why i put at facebook
"Orang mabok msg CUTE". Because my bf is NOT cute. Bahh~
Enough bragging. I wanna sambung watch ape cerita aku lupe. Bye.